Saturday, September 24, 2011

A MASSAGE PARLOR EXPERIENCE




A Massage Parlor Experience

I went to a massage parlor. The one I went to was a licensed one (I'm not sure what this really means). The place was very clearn. But just to make sure, I asked the clerk if it's safe
Safe driving for teens
Safe sex
. She said "yes".

After the service, anxiety struck me. I then started to research and found this site. I already read a bunch of posts and seems like the risk is very low (relief).

But the service I had is not just a handjob(massage with happy ending)
So, I need to make sure. What concerns me are:

1. I touched her vagina (not penetrative way) as well as her body. I also licked her body (ie. her breast). This is pretty much the same as oral sex


2. I touched her vagina (quite a few times) and touched my penis
.

3. I also worry how much her body was clean in the first place... I did not ask if she had STDs. She take a shower before and after each service. But how much does that get rid of virus?

I put the topic as "herpes" But I actually mean all the STDs as I am (was?) STD-free before it.

Another questions are:

4. Is it really 3 months (since this happened) for enough anti-bodies to be created in my system (body) so that STD testing is effective?

5. I want to hear how people get STDs from massage parlor services (if any)?

2. No it's not the same as intercourse, no real risk
3. Showers do nothing in terms of STD's, but you had no risk.
4. 3 months is for all STD's except for herpes which can be up to 4 months. But a lot of STD's are sooner. But you had no risk no need for testing.
5. Only way to get an STD is from sex...oral, vaginal and anal.

1.
So, you mean "her vagina ---by hand---> breast ---by tongue---> my system" or "licking my fingers that touched her vagina" are both different from licking her vagina directly? To me, indirect oral sex is technically the same as the risk is my mouth receiving the fluid (or whatever it's called) from a vagina. How do you reason with this?

I knew showers do nothing!

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Is there any case you've heard of?

1. Here is what you can get from oral sex on a woman...herpes and syphilis. But you have to come into direct contact with a sore. Her vaginal fluids are not the carrier of the STD. So licking your fingers and touching her and then licking them again is not going to give you the STD's I have mentioned. What you did was masterbation (masturbation) which is safe. You either have oral sex or you don't...no indirect oral sex.
Licking her breast is zero risk-no STD is on the breast.

5. Any cases I have heard of from what?


I read other posts and seems like direct oral sex to urethra (on vagina or penis) is the one which causes STD infection. does It mean STD virus or bacteria cannot live outside that area (dies immediately)? Then it makes sense that you said "showers doesn't really do anything."

Sore spots means active symptoms of whatever STDs, right? So, not likely to be contageous when dormant? I need to know these so that I can be smarter next time. How about cold sour (HSV-1)?

I did not have direct contact between 1) mouth & mouth, 2) mouth & vagina, or 3) penis & vagina (one directional? or bi-directional?). There are many websites (looks legitimate) saying possibilities of infections other than just the above 3 cases of direct contacts. Maybe, other cases are like "almost-no-possibility" cases. overly-exaggerated? As you've consulted many people, I want to know whether you've heard of people infected other than the 3 cases of direct contacts.

I really hate to worry about things like "anything can be harmful" sort of way. It's just mentally unhealthy.


I have never heard of anyone getting an STD from indirect contact...just not possible.
STD's do die very shortly when exposed to outside the body.

Masterbation (masturbation) is safe sex...if you have oral, vaginal or anal sex just use a condom and you will be for the most part good.
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Friday, September 23, 2011

Happy Ending Massage Parlours



Happy Ending Massage Parlours

Happy Ending Massage

Many people while on vacation take the opportunity to splurge and get a massage. However, a new trend hitting Massage parlors may result in your getting or at least being offered a little more than you bargained for. It's called a happy ending massage and the police departments are wasting their resources to close down these fine and much needed businesses and put a stop to this newest trend in total satisfaction.

Happy ending massages put a whole new meaning to the full body massage and have resulted in making many unsuspecting clients uncomfortable leaving them feeling sexually harassed and embarrassed instead of relaxed. While some of these businesses offer a "unique" massage experience other parlors actually have bedrooms for customers for convenience. The price for these massages run $40 and up.

While the economic slump has affected many businesses forcing them to offer new services and products to clients in order to stay in business, what these massage parlors are doing is providing a much needed service to horny single guys. Surprisingly many of them are operating right out in public and keep running unless someone files a complaint.which no one should complain about because it is behind closed doors and hurts no one!
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What is most disturbing about this new service line offered by many of these massage parlors is that unlike normal prostitution establishments where clients are aware of exactly what services are being offered, these establishments takes innocent visitors completely by surprise(yeah right). There have been reports of both men and women going into a seeming innocent establishment and beginning a massage only to find themselves touched in intimate places and offered additional services(good times)
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Police are closing down these establishments by sending in undercover officers to partake of what should be a normal legal service and if the officer sees any signs of illegal activity he then makes an arrest for prostitution. However, the laws and penalties in these situations need to include charges of criminal sexual conduct as well since some visitors of these establishments have no idea what is going on and have actually been victimized by the establishments personnel.
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Choosing to get the kinks worked out of your back or looking for a professional massage in no way gives consent to the masseur to touch you in intimate places unless you are like me and love that shit! Being touched in this way can have a lasting erotic effect on a guest and therefore should be treated to a serious tip $$$!
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This is more than a business offering a much needed service, it is the businesses of relaxation and total satisfaction . For many the happy ending massage services offered are always a happy ending.
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tips to better your massage parlor experience


1. Brush your teeth,shower,a little AXE body spray!
2. Where clean underwear
3. Where a hat and dark sun classes and bring cash.
4. Ask for available line up of girls.
5. When changing leave tip on desk in the open for provider to see $$.
6. Talk with your eyes and smile a lot.
7. When provider walks in make sure you are in the proper attire (not to many clothes).
8. Relax and breathe clear your mind.
9. Don’t be cheap tip well if you want a good service, but not to well that you spoil her for the others.
10. Write a erotic review at www.MPR411.INFO and don’t tell the provider about MPR411.INFO !
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MASSAGE PARLOR ETIQUETTE


Massage Parlor Etiquette Advice


Massages are very popular because they are a great way to relieve stress, relax, and clear your mind for an hour or two. Some people actually avoid getting wonderful massages because they don't know what the proper etiquette is during therapy. Here are some tips to inform you on everything you need to know when getting massage therapy.

1. You should provide a tip for your massage therapist if at a hotel, spa, or massage parlor. During a clinical or medical massage, tipping is not necessary.

2. You should completely undress during a treatment. Establishments provide towels to keep yourselves covered and allows you to keep your undergarments clean of any oils used during therapy.

3. You don't necessarily need to talk to your therapist during treatment. Some people like to talk to help them relax, which is fine. It's also fine to just relax, close your eyes, and enjoy your therapy in silence.

4. Some men are worried about getting an erection during a therapy. Erections are normal during therapy and therapists are trained to ignore them to risk embarrassment to the client.or if you are lucky a happy ending massage!

5. If you don't particularly enjoy something about the therapy, ask your therapist to make changes. For example, it's acceptable to ask for more or less pressure.

6. You can ask for a male/female therapist. Clients ask for male clients regularly for more pressure and a deeper treatment. Men often request women therapists because of the erection issue and just feel more comfortable if a female touches them.

Read more: http://andrewcho.articlesbase.com/wellness-articles/massage-parlor-etiquette-advice-920818.html#ixzz1YlWFyK3H
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Thursday, September 22, 2011

table shower with rub and tug in upland @ Li Health Center




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i saw this ad in Backpage escort section, for Li health center. so i gave it a try, i didn't think anything would come of this, but what the F. so i went in and paid for an hr. the lady was tall, thin and kind of cute. i was ushered to a room, got undressed and waited a few minute and Angel came back in. the first thing she does is put a towel in the crack of my ass, and proceeds to give me a good massage. her skills were good, but even on the flip she still covered my dick. by the way she uses a lot of oil. then she says do you want a table shower to wash off the oil, or a hot towel. well the table shower was an extra 20 bucks, but again WTF. she does a great TS, washing my ass good, getting the oil off. then was asked to flip, she soaped me down again, but now she asks do i want a Handy(happy ending), but of course! man, she soaped up my dick good, i don't think she could tell when i blew because she kept going. i thought i was gonna get raw, so i tapped out.well, that all being done, got dresses, got a bottle of water, and was out. there was a door camera in the room, and at least 4 mongers came in, while i was on the table, but she was the lone massage girl, and turned them away. WTF. sorry fellas !
Address:
600 N. Mountain Ave., Suite D106
Upland, CA 91786
Phone Number:
909-985-8557
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Wednesday, September 21, 2011

thai massage girls group pic and thai soapy massage info!



THE FAMOUS SOAPY MASSAGE AND SOAPY MASSAGE PARLORS
In most cases it is where the girl uses her body to massage yours, fully lathered up. It may also be a bath with the girl(s) using a lot of soap.

At the end you should be clean and fully satisfied.
A soapy is probably one of the most delightful couple of hours you can spend. As earlier threads explain, you are pampered like a ****, undressed, immersed in a large double bath of warm water. An angel gets in beside you and washes you from head to toe with her body (usually mainly with her p****y). There's lots of lather, bubbles and happy feelings. You feel like you are in heaven. These nymphs will usually do anything for you. Your soapy time will definitely finish with a happy ending.
Bangkok has the best soapys in Thailand, but also the most expensive.
For me the soapys in Pattaya works fine, i always leave whit a big smile on my face and clean as a new bathed baby, all for about 2000 Baht tip included.

Now to how its works.
You enter a soapy, for example Sabai Dee in Soi 2, sit down, have a drink if you want and have a look at the lady's. When you find someone you like talk to Papa/Mama san that you cant miss. Then you go to a counter to pay the 1700
Baht and the girl will take you to the room. Now its time to relax, the girl will undress you and then you step in to the bath. You will be washed by the now naked girl and most of the times get a *******. Now its time to move to the air mattress, its here you get the soapy massage. You will get covered whit soap and the girl starts to massage you whit her own body, oh man, this massage is really great and will turn you on big time. After the massage its time for a quick shower and then you head for the bed and another ******* and some hopefully good bom bom.
The time for all this is normally 90 minutes, and a bloody good 90 minutes.
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Tuesday, September 20, 2011

What is a Table Shower Massage?


What Is an Asian Table Shower?


The Asian table shower is offered at many Asian spas and is a simple way to cleanse the body before a massage. It is similar to and often called a Vichy shower, in which water is splashed over the body before a treatment to cleanse skin and open pores.

1.
Preparation
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In most cases, all clothing must be removed before entering the shower room, which may have one or several flat tables. After bathing thoroughly, you will be directed to the shower table and told whether to lay first on your back or on your stomach.
Water Temperature
*

Depending on the treatment you've chosen, buckets of hot, warm or cold water will be poured over your body several times during your treatment.
Asian Spas
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You can find this treatment mostly at Korean, Thai and Japanese spas. But this type of Asian table shower is also offered at some Western and European spas.
Common Treatments
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The Asian table shower is often used with Japanese spa treatments such as akasuri (salt scrub) and the Korea spa treatment called the body scrub, in which the masseuse uses coarse mitts to rub away dead skin.
Tips and Warnings
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The Asian table shower is often associated with massage parlors that also offer sex; therefore, be cautious and contact the spa directly to inquire about details of their services.

Some spas offer disposable underwear to those clients who are uncomfortable with full nudity.

table shower

Washing of the body by another person, usually asian woman, while laying on a table. First face down then on your back so particular attention can be paid to private parts
Nearly all asian massage parlors now offer the table shower, you can have yours before or after the massage and if you are man enough you can have two happy endings
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